PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And